Blowjob

Two more nights to go before Alva’s hibernation. We’ll not really hibernation, it’s actually more of an imprisonment. She needs it though.
A month of preparation for her nursing licensure exam will do her good. Away from the enticing lights of the city and yes, good-looking men too.

So, I chaperoned Alan and Alva last night on their first date. Yup! I was  with them and I tried not to eavesdrop while they were talking over candlelight dinner.  I busied myself with the old issues of FHM while Alan was busy sweet-talking Alva!  We were at one freakin’ table! How could I not hear them?!

We thought it was logical that Alva would have her way last night.  She wanted to have fun, and yes, like me, her fun is synonymous to dancing.  One place.  One passion.

And yes, we were there.I had fun while trying to dance my woes away over some bottles of beer and gin.  A shot of blowjob then I was near wasted.  FYI, the blowjob I had last night was not the kind of thing you guys are thinking of getting right now.

I had a blowjob drink last night (this doesn’t sound good!), a mixed of Kahlua and Baileys topped with whipped cream.  YOu can either have it flaming or plain.  Flaming is literally igniting the drink then you can sip it using a straw dipped in water, or wait until the flames burn out. A blowjob drink must be shot without using your  hands.  Yup! Without your hands.  Pick-up the glass using your mouth (teeth, whatever!), then tilt your head to drink it!  Exciting and head-spinning!

The maximum BJ’s I can handle are about 3 to 4 shots.  Beyond that, I think I’m gonna crawl my way home.  I think I have low tolerance for alcohol ( believe it or not!).  Two bottles of Red Horse beer and I’m tipsy!  A bottle of Colt45, I’m almost puking! ( I actually detest Colt’s bitter aftertaste and smell.)

3am, I stared at my clock.  My bed had never looked so inviting than ever.  However, it was too spacious for me last night.  Someone should have been there to share it with me.  Just for a night though. :)

~ by 32flavors on November 3, 2006.

Leave a Reply