A Queen and A President’s Wife

lilie0000: hi

inarie01: hello

inarie01: musta life?

inarie01: asa date?

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lilie0000: kapoy kaau diri sa states doh

lilie0000: sige lang og snow

inarie01: d nako feel mag work dri sa London

inarie01: mao ba

lilie0000: unsa mn ka dira?

inarie01: duh!

inarie01: QUEEN

inarie01: nanny ka noh dha sa US?

lilie0000: dili oi…

lilie0000: wife sa president

inarie01: second wife u mean

lilie0000: dili…

lilie0000: na-assassinate namn si bush

inarie01: oic

lilie0000: wala ka kahibaw?

inarie01: nope

inarie01: i dont read anything about US

lilie0000: si*bleep man president diri

inarie01: im all ENGLISH

inarie01: *bleep?

inarie01: oh the president

lilie0000: isn’t american english still english?

inarie01: no, the american stole ‘English’; bunch of copycats

lilie0000: hahaha…

lilie0000: i miss london

lilie0000: been there two hours ago

lilie0000: and now i’m here in the states

inarie01: yeah the bridge is about to fall down

lilie0000: i’ll be visiting the philippines tomorrow to celebrate… what do you call it? undas?

lilie0000: sounds so mexican

inarie01: i dont know

inarie01: what’s that?

inarie01: im soooo English

lilie0000: are you still protestant My majesty?

inarie01: protestant? Bloody NO!

inarie01: but i have protesters out there!

lilie0000: send my regardsto prince william

lilie0000: they look good with britney spears

inarie01: whaat?

inarie01: price william is dead!!!

inarie01: hello? Im a queen

lilie0000: oh, he’s dead?

lilie0000: why?

inarie01: rem pussycat

inarie01: pussycat where have u been?

lilie0000: is there king *bleeeeep out there?

inarie01: giggle*

inarie01: i dumped him

lilie0000: where?

inarie01: garbage

lilie0000: ah okay…

lilie0000: that’s why there’s foul smell in here, dear

lilie0000: i think you dumped him here

inarie01: he is being recycled as of now

inarie01: you took him in?

inarie01: my garbage?!!!

inarie01: ew!

lilie0000: no, i didn’t

lilie0000: *bleeeeeeeep, our dog, did

inarie01: america takes trach

inarie01: trash*

inarie01: ur dog’s name sounds familiar

lilie0000: bad *bleeeeeeeep… bad…

inarie01: whahahaha

inarie01: yup!

inarie01: very bad

inarie01: kill him

inarie01: find a good dog

lilie0000: that’s why i let our chef cook him …

inarie01: hotdog?!!

lilie0000: and feed to the poor filipinos

lilie0000: or to king *bleeeeep perhaps

inarie01: he is nOT

inarie01: king

inarie01: for now

inarie01: im kingless

inarie01: any nice looking king out there?

lilie0000: you can take duke *superfreakinBLEEP

inarie01: ew!!!

inarie01: ill take my trash back!

inarie01: where is your President?

lilie0000: president? dying…

lilie0000: i poisoned him

inarie01: oh!

lilie0000: i wanna look for another president too

inarie01: hmm…

inarie01: why not be the president?

lilie0000: i am still doing some link exchange and seo… can’t… busy

inarie01: you’re soooo poor!

inarie01: is America in poverty?

lilie0000: nope… rob pleaded to help him out

lilie0000: focus is getting poorer

lilie0000: for humanitarian purposes

inarie01: oh! charity

lilie0000: yes…

lilie0000: helping improve the lives of others

inarie01: im tired of doing charity work

inarie01: tsk

inarie01: that bloody rob guy!

lilie0000: yeah… together with bloodier nathan

inarie01: hahahaha

 

 

~ by 32flavors on October 31, 2006.